Who we are
Dr. Alice Jackson is the CSO (Chief Snuggle Officer) and lead Cat Doula of Smol2Swol. She specializes in supporting expectant cats, swolcializing spicy kittens, and bad puns.
Smol2Swol is directed by other department heads including the Director of Purriculum Development, the Minhisster of Purropaganda, and the Chief Technology Officer.
We are grateful for the support of members of our community, from Deputy Swolcializers and Guest Instructors to the families who adopt our graducats.
For information about our feline staff, see our Meowntorship purrogram.
Staff Purrofiles
Training
The Chief Snuggle Officer (CSO) is responsible for the day-to-day operations of Smol2Swol.
The Director of Purriculum Development ...
The Director of the Feline Purrformeownce Center ...
The Cat Doula Team ... purrenatal meowssage ...
The Staff Mewtritionist is the purrimary party responsible for the "swol" half of Smol2Swol. They track everything food-related within our purrogram, from our students' mewtritional needs to supply chain concerns that could interfere with turning calories into round fuzzy bellies.
The Edu-cat-ional Enrichment ...
Nommunications Department
Nommunications Staff work closely with other purrsonnel to support the Smol2Swol mission.
The Director of Nommunications ...
The Minhisster of Purropaganda ... is definitely not the Director of Nommunications wearing a fake mustache
The Lead Hisstorian works with the Photoesgraphy Team to document daily activites at S2S HQ and in our auxiliary furrcilities. Their records form the backbone of the Annual Mewsletter, and also serve - with help from the Markitting Dept - to advertise students who are up for adoption.
The Lead Photoesgrapher ... typically shoots with a cellphone camera, but must remain vigilant because tiny toebeans can actuate touch screens
The Grrraphics Department Director ...
The Markittying Director oversees markit research, brand meownagement, and other aspects of Smol2Swol's commercial purresence. Their early work began with a swoliday grr-eating card series, then branched out into useful and decorative items like Cat-A-Day calendars, inspurrational posters, S2S-branded mugs that your cat will drink out of when you’re not looking, and of course the Napsack (TM).
The Analyticats Department Director oversees our team of catisticians
Infurrastructure
The Chief Infurrmation Officer ... recordkeeping... purrveillance systems...
The Mousekeeping Team ...